Seven beans · One library · No SaaS
A small-batch shop selling written instructions that turn AI coding agents into something resembling employees. Markdown brewed at 200°F, poured over your repo. No subscription. No "platform." No condescension.
"Money never sleeps. The library compounds. Neither does the espresso machine."
House motto · Unofficial · Unapologetic
Your agent forgets your name between sessions and you call that "stateless architecture." This pack is the decision layer for what an agent remembers, forgets, and politely declines to mention. Episodic, semantic, procedural — and the policy discipline above all three. Stop letting your bot drown in its own state.
Make N AI agents do your job at the same time. They work in separate git worktrees so they don't punch each other. They merge to main when local CI passes. You stay liable for the rebase. This is the actual pattern that shipped a multi-tenant SaaS as one human operator who, statistically, was sleeping.
Two agents in a small room. One proposes. The other grades. They argue about prompts, RAG retrieval, evals, and copy until the numbers go up. You sleep. The bill goes up. The numbers go up faster. Convergence is the goal. Stopping conditions are included so you don't wake up to a $4,000 OpenAI receipt and a slightly better headline.
Everyone is building a "GPT for X." You can do better. Turn your product's API into a production-grade MCP server — opportunity validation, tool schemas, auth, permission boundaries, prompt-injection threat model, Inspector testing, deploy paths, marketplace listing, monetization. Twelve skills. One server. No hand-waving.
You need 80 on-brand images. Your design agency quoted $22,000. Midjourney quoted "good luck staying consistent across 80 prompts, buddy." This is a Python CLI. Drop in a JSON of prompts. Get back a metadata-clean, web-optimized WebP library in fifteen minutes for under five dollars. Tide in. Tide out. Idempotent.
Read more →Already buying one of the four core packs? Add Memory at the regulars-only price. Fifty dollars off because you're not a tourist. (An agent without memory is a cause without consequences. We won't sell you that life.)
All four core packs. Together. At a price your accountant will silently respect. Skip the bean-by-bean math: this is what the regulars buy on the first visit.
A folder of markdown files plus worked examples. You drop them into your agent's context — Claude Code skills, Cursor rules, Codex AGENTS.md, any agent that loads a .md file. The pack teaches the pattern. The agent applies it. You own the files forever. Not a subscription. Not a "platform." A bag of beans you grind at home.
Because we already wrote the thing. You're going to pay us. The transaction is done. No monthly tax, no "your free tier is over" emails at 11pm, no surprise pricing changes when our investors demand growth. Buy once. Own forever. Sync to whatever machine you want. If we have to send you another invoice in six months, one of us is doing this wrong.
Seven-day refund, no interview, no exit survey. Reply to the delivery email with the word "refund" and we send your money back. After day seven we still listen, but the receipt is closed.
v1.x updates are free for life. New skill variant, bug fix, better example, fresh stack pattern — existing buyers get it. We'd only charge for v2.0 (significant restructure), and v1.x owners get a discount. We're not running a Subscription as a Service.
Yes. Single-user commercial license covers any commercial software you ship. The line we draw is on redistributing the files themselves or wrapping them into a competing skill product / paid course. Don't be that person. Build with them, ship something good, charge what it's worth.
There are exactly seven Kybalion hermetic principles and we have exactly seven packs. We thought that was funny. Hermes also happens to be the classical patron of merchants, messengers, and language — the literal job description of "a store that sells written instructions." We're not running a cult. We're running a coffee shop that read too much philosophy.
Because solo operators with AI agents are the new espresso machine, the new home roastery, the new "I do this myself, slowly, and it tastes better than the chain." That's the whole product. The metaphor and the offering rhyme.